AngelMihe

goodphantomoftheoperaaus:

OKAY BUT do you think Erik has ever TRIPPED when lurking around in the opera house.

Like just imagine someone minding their own business and the hearing a sudden muffled THUD followed by an “AW FUCK” coming from the walls.

Phantom of the Opera explained, song by song

Prologue: Once upon a time…
Overture: If this song played at your funeral, you’d rise from the dead
Think of Me: Musical theatre version of the Eye of the Tiger montage
Angel of Music: Yeah it’s totally my dead dad
Little Lotte: Friendzoned
The Mirror: Friendzoned part 2
Title Song: This isn’t my dead dad
Music of the Night: This organ isn’t the only thing I can use my fingers on
Stranger Than You Dreamt It: U G L Y u ain’t got no alibi u ugly
Magical Lasso: Bitch shut up
Notes: This is just about the only comic relief you get in this damn show
Prima Donna: What’s the worst that can happen ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Poor Fool: 🐸
Why Have You Brought Me Here: There’s like one redeeming trait in Erik and I’m holding onto it sorry Raoul the music is too bomb (still hella scared though)
All I Ask of You: The first happy moment of the show
All I Ask of You Reprise: Betrayal, anger, falling chandeliers, and this isn’t even the worst that can happen yet
Masquerade: The second and final happy moment of the show
Why So Silent: Happy time is over
Notes: The fuck?
Twisted Every Way: Terrible idea. Let’s do it.
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: Time to be a strong independent woman
Wandering Child: Not falling for the dead dad thing this time, wait maybe…
Bravo Monsieur: Imma fite everyone, let my damn opera start
The Point of No Return: If sex was a song
Final Lair: Great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit

Musicals in a Nutshell

*Hamilton*
Burr: Hamilton no.
Hamilton: HAMILTON YES.
*Wicked*
Glinda: Elphaba nO.
Elphaba: Elphaba yES.
*Phantom of the Opera*
Christine: Erik no
Erik: pHAnToM YeS
*Les Miserables*
Javert: 24601 NO.
Valjean: jEAN VALJEAN yes

Every Musical ever

crowleysheiress:

Act I: Happiness, Joy, Singing, Everything is awesome!

Act II: Despair, Drama, Death

impossiblyhighmuffin:

PLOT TWIST

Steven in Season One: *Raps about ice-cream*
Steven in Season Three: *Plays the piano and sings a beautiful song that helps his father and mother-figure move on past the death of his actual mother as they learn to forgive each other and trust one another while realizing that they both love Steven and Steven loves both of them in a direct parallel to how they both loved his mother and how his mother loved both of them*