You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.
BADA BING BADA BOOM
I’M SLEEPIN HERE
Tag: XD
lgbt
lets go buy tomaotoes
Okay like I really didn’t mean to spell tomatoes wrong. I’m seriously crying so hard right now? I didn’t mean to hurt you lgbt community

This is only funny if you have read the entire (or atleast most of the) new TF2 comic
🎶 On the twelfth day of Smissmas, team fortress gave to me:
12 spies a snorting11 demos drinking
10 pyros mmphing
9 medics healing
8 heavies munching
7 scouts a running
6 snipers sleeping
5 STICKY BOMBS!
4 baloonicorns
3 jarate jars
2 bloody doves
and a COmic that sTIll isn’t herE 🎶
the concept of lucio is so crazy…. like imagine ur an overwatch mercenary, killing bad guys with your crew etc., then you look over and there’s beyonce with a gun



