pendrakeon:

it’s time for steven universe autocaptions.

click the pictures for jokes of varying goodness

Sans warring in the opposite of a nutshell

goforethan:

HEY THERE BUDDY CHUM PAL FRIEND BUDDY PAL CHUM BUD FRIEND FELLA BRUTHER AMIGO PAL BUDDY FRIEND CHUMMY CHUM CHUM PAL I DONT NEED TO MEAN TO BE RUDE MY FRIEND PAL HOME SLICE BREAD SLICE DAWG BUT I GOTTA WARN YA IF U TAKE ONE MORE DIDDLY DARN STEP RIGHT THERE IM GONNA HAVE TO DIDDILY DARN SNAP UR NECK AND WOWZA WOULDNT THAT BE CRUMMY JUNCTRE HUH? DO U WANT THAT? DO U WISH UPON YOURSELF TO COME INTO PHYSICAL EXPERIENCE WITH A CRUMMY JUNCTRE BECAUSE FRIEND BUDDY CHUM FRIEND CHUM PALLY PAL CHUM FRIEND IF U KEEP THIS UP WELL THEN GOSH DIDDLY DARN I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO GET NOT SO FRIENDLY WITH U MY FRIENDLY FRIEND FRIEND PAL FRIEND BUDDY CHUM PALLY FRIEND FRIEND CHUM BUDDY.

Things that must’ve happened in Ace Attorney

new judge: alright people, i’m here to replace your judge from yesterday, since he’s sick. i’ve read all the files concerning this case, so i think i should be able to-
prosecution: *asssaults defence*
phoenix: *bluffs nonstop*
maya: *channels mia*
witness: *explodes*
new judge: i wasn’t trained for this

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