gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

macncheesenibblers:

ostrichwearingheadphones:

emilyelizabethfowl:

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macncheesenibblers:

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macncheesenibblers:

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macncheesenibblers:

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ostrichwearingheadphones:

emilyelizabethfowl:

macncheesenibblers:

ostrichwearingheadphones:

emilyelizabethfowl:

lesbianshepard:

we have 12 hours left (because est is the only time zone i acknowledge) to come up with the last meme of 2017 

Stick on the Cucumber

Fancy pickle

Pickle cucumber

Cucumber.jpg

cumcuber.ex

Cucumbers make you cheat

THEN PERISH

Cucumber on a stick is Fine Art now

Why weren’t you at Cucumber Practice??

You know I had to stick it to em

If you start eating a cucumber at 11:59:57 PM on December 31st, you’ll get your midnight kiss from a cucumber. Start 2018 off right! 

Happy New Year + Contest Winner

im-fairly-whitty:

Congrats you guys, you survived 2017, no small feat I assure you! May we all stick together and look out for one another this coming year.

Also congrats to @angelmihe , winner of the giveaway drawing! If you aren’t angelmihe (which regrettably is statistically likely) don’t despair, I’ll be doing another giveaway when I reach my next follower landmark. 

If you’re too impatient for that, you can always either commission me or throw ideas/headcanon at me and hope they stick in my brain long enough to compel me to write them (which given my track record lately is also surprisingly likely, but hardly guaranteed).

Hope you all get some sleep and enjoy the rest of whatever holiday break you may or may not be having. Always remember in this coming year that you are valuable and worth it, and that the world needs YOU.

Cheers and Happy New Years,

– Wit

yunisverse:

spittlefleckedhyperbole:

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When we had Moonlight:
Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though:
“The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”


https://angelmihe.tumblr.com/post/168879602767/audio_player_iframe/angelmihe/tumblr_mwjjghN5Lh1qa9b5u?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fangelmihe%2F168879602767%2Ftumblr_mwjjghN5Lh1qa9b5u

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

nahel-argama:

mood

SANTA ALL THE WAY FROM ALL THE FREE THROW LINE!

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