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better buy a bicycle

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carpetislava:

Robot Problems

UNMUTE THIS

Please, unmute this

Anyone can cope in their own way as long as they aren’t hurting themselves.

If it’s working and nobody is getting hurt, why do you feel the need to invalidate it and call them a fake?

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

be in a shampoo commercial

start a boy band:

spot some choice booty:

break into song:

see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

attend a metal show:

listen to some sick jams:

discover zombieism:

sample some tasty snacks:

watch someone get burned bad:

find something you really like:

find something you really, really like:

find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

and wonder if you left the stove on:

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

thisclockworkheart:

sjwcansuckmydick:

thisclockworkheart:

Because why not? 😉

Source

I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.