when down – Page 31

Not good to bottle it in

amroyounes:

Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death

Answer: The poison was in the ice

Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture

Answer: There is no mail on Sundays

blazinuzumaki:

marixcruzx:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History According to Tumblr

This was too entertaining not to share

Crying.

lesshumanmoretimelord:

buzzfeed:

If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way.

Once my friend’s roommate was mad at him and left him a super long letter taped to the cabinet door in the kitchen and he responded with, “Too long, didn’t read”

stolenwhales:

dance-hall-dyke:

satan-is-salmon:

psychara:

onlylolgifs:

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THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

higgsburker:

the otgw shitpost of shitposts.

I WASN;T FU CKING READY

xshowtimex:

ohskye:

officialandymcnally:

muteinglorious:

5soshemminggs:

thegirlwhochasedherdreams:

realityisawhore:

most amazing thing i’ve ever seen

this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

i saw her on IG!

Look at the smile coming out in those last pictures, wow.

Her IG is @ferdalump for everyone’s daily dose of cuteness

Oh my goodness look at her and cap!!

Too. Freaking. Precious.

*crys*

cuddlepuppy:

The return of Drunk Minecraft! And Wade’s bad timing. (x)

lifeonforearth:

catgotchatongue:

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

is that guy dying in the background

Have you ever been in public bathroom

I see no differences, except for the fact it looks slightly cleaner

terry-the-tablet:

riseofthenerdlab:

blameitondoctorwho:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

icanflipmycurls:

fallen—alice—creepypasta:

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

wait for zero

I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”

thank

I couldn’t read it all fast enough and had to wait like four or five times because I kept getting distracted

Every time. Reblog.