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haughty-hawlucha:

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

who eats a single hard boiled egg with chopsticks

convict-socks:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

[SLAMS THE DOOR]

best dad.

freewlfi:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it WAS inspirational

lolshtus:

Cursing In Ice Cream Flavors

gwenomeara:

bbypiratebunny:

howisitalready3am:

likeafieldmouse:

Some of America’s most absurd laws illustrated in a photo series by Olivia Locher.

I Fought the Law (2014)

1. In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.

2. In Georgia Picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

3. In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

4. In Ohio it’s illegal to disrobe in front of a man’s portrait.

5. In Kansas it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.

6. In Colorado it’s illegal to have weeds in your yard.

7. In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

8. In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.

what the fuck america

I feel the urge to take a road trip and see how many obscure laws I can break in each state

I thought these were just aesthetic pics

tumblino:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

thebestoftumbling:

baby meeting cat for the first time

Cat person right there.

Look at that tiny rectangle.

thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen

sketchshark:

I’ve been doodling comics about the off-screen life of Bruce, who has been struggling to become relevant again after his break out role in a certain seventies film. Here is the first batch of comics from the past couple of weeks.

creepykitty413:

TC needs to take a hint.

huffylemon:

Best response posts, part 1

babblingfishes:

steampoweredcupcake:

baronessvonbullshit:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

offworldcolonies:

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what