steven: adorable
garnet: lesbianism incarnate
amethyst: smol purple baby
pearl: somehow gayer than lesbianism incarnate
rose quartz: true beauty
lapis lazuli: sad water baby who is probably the most powerful single gem on the show
peridot: team rocket crossed with invader zim
jasper: big
ruby: ETERNAL FLAME, BABY
sapphire: laughy sapphy
opal: she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll shoot you in the face
sugilite: purple rock alien nicki minaj
sardonyx: elegant
alexandrite: the ultimate mother
rainbow quartz: 80s dance instructor
stevonnie: experience
malachite: a bad idea
cluster: no
yellow diamond: we don’t know but we’re assuming she’s an evil mother
For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.
Imagine if you had someone like David in your life – male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.
David is the ultimate Disney prince – even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.
Disney rant – over.
Reminder that David:
-has no curse to break -does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife -has no financial/social gain from being with Nani -is told ¼ of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.
David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too fucking awesome for that title.
AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY.