2012 election memes: Mitt Romney is such a tsundere and should confess his love to Obama-kun
2016 election memes: I am scared for my life and feel sick and I want to die
Omigod You Guys: sisters before misters
Serious: probably the douchiest breakup ever
Daughter of Delta Nu: sisters before misters reprise
What You Want: with a bit of hard work and peer pressure you can get whatever you want
The Harvard Variations: emmett is the only person here who isn’t privileged
Blood in the Water: let the 75th annual hunger games begin
Positive: win back your man with the power of a greek chorus and a hot bod
Ireland: i listen to foreign music to drown out my troubles
Ireland (Reprise): it’s not a… perfect metaphor
Serious (Reprise): warner is a real douche
Chip On My Shoulder: let’s get down to business to defeat the huns
So Much Better: the empowering “i can do anything” act one finale
Whipped Into Shape: holy crap how is she singing with that choreo
Delta Nu Nu Nu: sisters before misters reprise reprise
Take It Like A Man: legally blonde + ratty corduroy 5ever
Bend and Snap: if you did this in real life it wouldn’t work at all but this is a musical so let’s run with it and try not to break any noses in the process
There! Right! There!: gay or european (i bet you thought that was already the title)
Legally Blonde: legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise feat intense empathetic crying
Legally Blonde Remix: warner may be a douche but his (ex)girlfriend sure isn’t
Scene Of The Crime: something to do with showers and perms i think at this point we all kinda stopped paying attention
Find My Way/Finale: forgiveness also sisters before misters reprise reprise reprise and legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise reprise