I’ve been acting like an extrovert since I can’t even remember, and it’s become a part of my personality I can’t give up. Still, I remain introverted, so always I end up completely devouring my own energy to a point where I’m just simply not able to talk to anyone.
I kinda feel like Schrödinger‘s introvert or something.
Aries: “excuse me please”
Taurus: “unexpected item in the bagging area”
Gemini: “dfs sale now on”
Cancer: “sorry can I just squeeze past, thanks”
Leo: “stick the kettle on will you”
Virgo: “I didn’t like it, I loved it”
Libra: “there’s only one way to find out… FIGHT!!!”
Scorpio: “bang and the dirt is gone”
Sagittarius: “get out of my pub”
Capricorn: “ooh banter !!11!”
Aquarius: “bloody hell”
Pisces: “i fucking hate david cameron”
♈ Aries: Aries are generally very innocent creatures. There are two sides to their inner world: a world full of hate and a world full of love.They can understand other’s problems quite easily.
♉ Taurus: Taureans do not forget past injustices, and they also remember their past pain as well— and will remind you of it. The tragedy with a Taurus is that their pain is just as fresh today as it was the first time.
♊ Gemini: One Gemini girl equals several women. Though they suffer alone, Geminis will always try to look optimistic and happy in front of others. There is intelligence underneath the scatteredness.
♋ Cancer: Life doesn’t stand still for this sign, even if they remain in one place. Their link with the Moon often makes it impossible for them to operate on an even keel from day to day – emotions are unsteady, unstable;
♌ Leo: It is easy to crush them with coolness. It takes much courage and energy to radiate so much, and they need lots of love and smiles from others to keep it going.
♍ Virgo: In times of distress Virgos tend to become very unnatural, so they confine themselves in their own world and ignore the people around them. Virgos are well-aware of the coldness they’re portraying to others during these moments, yet they are unable to change or control their mood so they choose to hide in their bubble.
♎ Libra: Libras are always trying to control their emotions and are very capable of keeping feelings in check.They often feel alienated from their own heart because they have distanced themselves from their inner world
♏ Scorpio: Scorpio have their natural defences up. They see the world is a dark place and are simply protecting themselves. They have trouble managing their intense emotions.
♐ Sagittarius: They will portray a very independent and happy image, seemingly unaffected by their unfortunate situations. Seeing their optimism, others may think that they are indifferent, as Sagittarius will never show how much they are suffering.
♑ Capricorn: Capricorns rarely feel that they are accurately portrayed by their star sign definition. While it is true they put themselves to work, have a determination to succeed, and possess much strength inside a caring heart – it is hard for any of the other sides to grasp the complexities going on in their minds; they can’t explain it. and even if they could – we wouldn’t understand it.
♒ Aquarius: Aquarius feel very helpless when they realize that they’ve grown emotional towards a person. It’s the only thing that makes them lose their rationality and they become lost in the feeling.
♓ Pisces: Being kind is their preferred way of life since it is adaptive, effortless and gains them respect easily from others. They understand this very well, so they use compassion to deal with most situations.
Aries: Outwardly sweet and very caring. It takes a lot to piss them off, but once you get on their bad side, there’s no going back. Holds eternal grudges, and is fiercely protective of loved ones
Taurus: Normally easygoing, loves to indulge in things like sleep and eating. A gossip, and very curious, always has to know what’s going on. Gets along well with many people
Gemini: Probably a big perfectionist with a temper to match. Most likely to bend the rules in their favor without feeling a hint of guilt
Cancer: Very nurturing, excels at interpersonal work, and feels most at peace with regular interaction. Can become incredibly moody when stressed, and is unpleasant to travel with
Leo: Constantly sending a big “fuck you” to the world, whether it’s loud and rebellious, or quiet snarking. Prefers to have a few close friends than a large group, and is a very accurate judge of character
Virgo: Big neat freaks, and picky to a T. Have amazingly high standards for nearly every aspect of life, and will not settle for anything they think they do not deserve
Libra: Not so much of a mediator, as they are simply self-interested, and avoid conflict for their own sake. Indecisive, and overly cautious, they take great care in what they choose to dedicate their time to
Scorpio: Thinks they’re a big badass, when in reality, they are closer to a cinnamon roll; would only cut a bitch if their life depended on it. Egotistical, but very charismatic and endearing
Sagittarius: Selfless, and stubborn with a penchant for biting off more than they can chew. They are ambitious with a good sense of morals to balance their drive. Can seem standoffish to strangers, but have a lot of love to give to those they deem worthy
Aquarius: One of the most creative, but also one of the most self destructive. Owners of brilliant, complex, vicious minds. Have many aspects to their personality; it is almost impossible to be acquainted with every single one
Pisces: Very fascinated with the world, and adopt many hobbies to gain a better understanding of their own life. A jack of all trades that has difficulty committing to one thing. Sensitive, but also incredibly in tune with the emotions of others
Aries: laughs at their own jokes, hits things when they laugh, even other people
Taurus: sort of quiet, breathy laugh, if they find something really funny they’ll keep laughing for hours
Gemini: loud, spontaneous outbursts of giggling, face usually gets red when people see them, finds things wayyyy funnier than they actually are
Cancer: cover their face when they laugh, usually don’t laugh too loud but when they do it’s adorable
Leo: laughs at EVERYTHING, usually loud, sometimes can even make themselves laugh, makes self-deprecating jokes for attention
Virgo: usually don’t laugh at a single thing for too long, people need to keep the joke going for them to laugh REALLY hard
Libra: will try to make their laugh as flirtatious as they can if a love interest is around, make jokes about situations theyve been in
Scorpio: sometimes unpredictable as to what they find funny, likes crude jokes, finds people hurting themselves funny, loud(ish)
Sagittarius: genuinely funny, laughs at your joke and then will add something to it to make it even funnier
Capricorn: same as virgo, probably have lots of inside jokes with their friends, they usually dont laugh really loud in public but if you get them alone they will SCREAM
Aquarius: laughs at the weirdest things, sometimes even the smallest jokes can make them laugh so hard they cry
Pisces: giggle and smile at almost everything (sorta like theyre high), usually laugh a lot, though not loudly
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