if you see him in the street walking by himself, talking to himself have pity he is playing pokemon go and has spent three hours trying to catch something other than a fucking ratata
You guys know what really makes me happy? Hank the fucking octopus okay.
He’s such a big grumpy thing until dory comes along and helps him. He literally goes from “don’t you fuckin dare touch me” to reaching out to grab dory and cling to her to make sure she’s safe as they fall out of a truck and into the ocean.
He goes from “I’m helping you for me” to “i want to make sure you’re home and I want to go with you” in a fucking movie like
God dammit Hank is so awesome and cool and i just love him so much
OKAY SO….i looked it up and pharah, currently, is 32. mccree is only 37, which is only 5 years older than pharah. pharah is like… a little kid in this pic. no older then 12 without a doubt. that means the oldest mccree could possibly be in this picture is SEVENTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.
AngelMihe 
