It never ceases to amuse me how Erik’s manic jammin’ on the organ doesn’t cause Christine to stir but when the music box starts softly chiming, she’s like ‘the fucks all this racket!’
Erik: (in disguise) I’ve heard that the Phantom of the Opera has an 8-pack, that the Phantom of the Opera is shredded.
Joseph Buquet: The Phantom of the Opera is a punk ass bitch.
Me: I’ll put on my broadway playlist!
Le Mis: I smell women smell ’em in-
Me: *skip*
Phantom: DAMN YOU-
Me: *skips*
Hamilton: watch the blood and the shit sp-
Me: *skips*
Book of Mormon:
Me: *skips*
Me:
Me: yeah never mind.
Prologue: Once upon a time…
Overture: If this song played at your funeral, you’d rise from the dead
Think of Me: Musical theatre version of the Eye of the Tiger montage
Angel of Music: Yeah it’s totally my dead dad
Little Lotte: Friendzoned
The Mirror: Friendzoned part 2
Title Song: This isn’t my dead dad
Music of the Night: This organ isn’t the only thing I can use my fingers on
Stranger Than You Dreamt It: U G L Y u ain’t got no alibi u ugly
Magical Lasso: Bitch shut up
Notes: This is just about the only comic relief you get in this damn show
Prima Donna: What’s the worst that can happen ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Poor Fool: 🐸
Why Have You Brought Me Here: There’s like one redeeming trait in Erik and I’m holding onto it sorry Raoul the music is too bomb (still hella scared though)
All I Ask of You: The first happy moment of the show
All I Ask of You Reprise: Betrayal, anger, falling chandeliers, and this isn’t even the worst that can happen yet
Masquerade: The second and final happy moment of the show
Why So Silent: Happy time is over
Notes: The fuck?
Twisted Every Way: Terrible idea. Let’s do it.
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: Time to be a strong independent woman
Wandering Child: Not falling for the dead dad thing this time, wait maybe…
Bravo Monsieur: Imma fite everyone, let my damn opera start
The Point of No Return: If sex was a song
Final Lair: Great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit
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