it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
Working in an office with mostly fellow millennials is still hit-or-miss dependent on meme literacy, and it’s so unnecessarily stressful to have to make that split-second decision of what dialect I can use with each person.
That’s what I was thinking, like I didn’t grow up around people my age too much what with being homeschooled so my references are from stuff from the 80s, like the Muppet Show or Mel Brooks movies or Bob and Doug McKenzie OR going even more obscure from British sitcoms from the 70s. So while I kinda know memes I’m more likely to use stuff like “oh geez eh that’s a bummer,” with people I’m comfortable with lol.
Also Jeeves and Wooster but I think even LESS people would understand that.
So I just got this message literally few minutes ago
And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF
A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.
DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀
Pls share this awareness ⚠
Gonna reblog it here cuz this is important, don’t click the links and be careful !!
Please be safe guys!
Re-blogging this for you guys to make sure you stay safe! Please be cautious. ❤
Just don’t click links ever ^^ Unless sent by a family member or friend!
And the stupid thing is, the man said he did all that shit BECAUSE he hated Trump and I’m like….what the fuck?
He hates Trump, so he attempted to make Trump look bad by associating him with Hitler and crazy people who shout about Hitler during plays. It’s called a false flag, when somebody essentially tries to frame a certain demographic of doing something. There have been cases where Jewish people wrote anti-semitic insults on the side of a synagogue, or black people burning down a black church. It benefits people politically to be seen as persecuted and discriminated against, so when nobody is actually doing it, sometimes they’ll do it themselves.
And it even still works in this case, because the media will spread around the fact that somebody shouted “Heil Trump” in a theater because headlines, but only a fraction of the people who see the initial headline will ever learn that the person who actually committed it is somebody who’s anti-Trump, so Trump supporters still get the flak for it. Political dishonesty is profitable if your audience doesn’t double-check things.
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”
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