Rural Questions #1

marchingduck:

angelaodinsdotttir:

whoopsrobots:

foxpines:

whoopsrobots:

Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees  or was that exclusive to my area

wait that sounds familiar how does it go

(Gather children in a large circle)

 *with hands clasped*:

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brINGING home a baby bumblebee

won’t my mama be so proud of me

I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE

OUCH! it stung me

*while smushing hands together*:

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squishING up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

EW! it’s all over me

*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:

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LICKing up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

GROSS! It’s inside me

OPTIONAL:

*Bent over and heaving*:

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BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

YUCK! it’s all over me!

BONUS LINE:

(Taking it back to third)

*while smushing hands together*:

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LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?

I was never aware it had more than one verse…

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nxbpch5BKu1rfa1glo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://angelmihe.tumblr.com/post/132614738097/audio_player_iframe/angelmihe/tumblr_nxbpch5BKu1rfa1gl?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nxbpch5BKu1rfa1glo1.mp3

proxy-of-hearts:

Undyne, and her Version ‘I’ll Make a Man out of You.’ Listen all the way through for a surprise.

Lyrics and more under the Cut. 

Keep reading

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/angelmihe/131594472927/tumblr_nvbmwbBm131qhzy1m?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://angelmihe.tumblr.com/post/131594472927/audio_player_iframe/angelmihe/tumblr_nvbmwbBm131qhzy1m?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fangelmihe%2F131594472927%2Ftumblr_nvbmwbBm131qhzy1m

amuseoffirebane:

coulsart:

janedoodles:

werevolf:

could you imagine running an mp3 through that awful mp3 to midi converter and back through a midi to mp3 converter

all while eating spaghetti

It sounds like Papyrus is missing some keys and pressing keys he shouldn’t while trying to play piano.

IT SOUNDS LIKE HE’S PLAYING THE BASS LINE WITH HIS FOOT

thesassygandalf:

e-jheman:

The original SDCC 2015 clip with direct-feed audio and video!

[Steven:]If you’re evil and you’re on the rise,you can count on the four of us taking you down,cause we’re good and evil never beats us,we’ll win the fight and then go out for pizza!

We, are the Crystal Gems!
We’ll always save the day!
And if you think we can’t,we’ll always find a way! 

That’s why the people of this world, believe inGarnet, Amethyst, and Pearl!
and Steven!

[Pearl:]If you could only know,what we really are!
When we arrived on Earth,from out beyond your star,we were amazed to findyour beauty and your worth.
We will protect your kind,and we will protect your Earth!
And we protect your Earth!
And we will protect you!

[Garnet:]I will fight for the place where I’m free to live togheter, and exist as me!

[Pearl:]I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz, and everything that she believed in!
[Amethyst:]I will fight for the world I was made in, the Earth is everything I’ve ever known!
[Steven:]I will fight to be everything that everybody wants me to be when I’m grown!
[All:]The odds are against us,this won’t be easy,but we’re not going to do it alone!We, are the Crystal Gems!
We’ll always save the day!And if you think we can’t,we’ll always find a way!That’s why the people of this world, believe in
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl!and Steven!

FINALLY!!

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