i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying “no” he says “fraid not” and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket
Tag: silly
Shovel Knight GO
- Dress as a knight
- Dig up everyone’s lawn
- Rob graves
- Beat the shit out of people with a shovel
- Talk to goats to boost your health and mana
- Snatch music sheets
- Collect shiny rocks
i think i’m funny
Bro you are funny
It’s true! We’re all pretty… CORNY! Hahaha… I’m sorry, I’ll go sit in the corner now.
I’M SORRY, I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THISSSSSS
/wHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
once a month the moon angers the bees
there’s nothing more satisfying than launching your enemies off the map and hearing them scream as they fall to their death
AngelMihe 