every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink
szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it
It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”
Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.
And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again
If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it
If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”
Mr Utty the Law Man was a very cold dude; so cold, that he made ice jealous. He was silent, introvert, and dreary, BUT (very surprisingly) people loved him a lot. Utty loved good wine and theatre, but for some reason, he avoided both of them. (What a weird dude.)
Utty had few friends; one of them, was his cousin, Mr FootballField. It was their habit to go walk together every weekend, and, every time, Utty and FootballField found themselves being extremely silent and awkward towards each other, due to the fact that they had nothing in common whatsoever. Not even a single thing. But they still hang out every weekend. For NO APPARENT REASON. Weirdos.
AngelMihe 