i need a HERO! im holding out for a hero till the end of the night! hes gotta be STRONG and hes gotta be FAST and hes gotta be larger than LIFE! i need a HERO! im holding out for a hero till the end of the night! hes gotta be SURE and it’s gotta be SOON and hes gotta be larger than LIFE!
there’s a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him “what does that say?” and he deadpanned “i can’t speak chinese” and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said “i can’t speak chinese” with the most shit-eating grin on his face
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