The number of Keystone Motel Reviews has decreased! (It used to be in the 1300s)
IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE STEVEN UNIVERSE FANDOM, PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO HELP! (ESPECIALLY if you left a fake review, positive OR negative)
1.) Google “Keystone Motel”
2.) Click on the hyperlink that leads to the reviews
3.) If you see ANY reviews that references the Steven Universe episode of the same name, click on the flag next to the person’s username when you hover over it. You especially need to be suspicious of Reviews that have been made in the past week. (*the date this post is being made is Thursday, July 16th, 2015, at almost 3AM CST, so the time variance will be different, depending on when you see this post.)
4.) For best results, click on multiple flags so that multiple tabs will open so it’s easier to report more reviews. Depending on how many people help, we can cut down on all of the mess and restore the Motel’s original reputation to when it was.
5.) DON’T EVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN. DO NOT PUT MULTIPLE GOOD PEOPLES’ JOBS AND REPUTATIONS AT RISK BECAUSE OF DUMB JOKES. Not only does this mess up the Hotel’s image, but it also SEVERELY damages the Steven Crewniverse’s reputation as well, and also puts them at severe risk. And it will be our faults.
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Why the fuck do y’all do this? My Dad is 72 years old, like… this is fucked up. I hate reblogging these but I hate taking the risk, too. I’m sorry to any followers who may have a dying parent, elderly parent, etc. These are very insensitive to those scenarios and I hate them.
I fucking hate this I HAVE ANXIETY
Seriously FUCK whoever originally posted this. It’s cruel and fucked up. FUCK. YOU.
Fuck I’m sorry it makes me too anxious not to reblog this
Fuck off
im sorry but same I feel really bad now
Ok, why do people make these things that say, “If you don’t reblog this, so-and-so is going to die”? It’s cruel, especially because people have superstition, anxiety, and most likely CARE ABOUT THAT PERSON!! I’m sorry I’m reblogging this, but PLEASE, know that this is a bunch of BULL! Tomorrow, anyone who gets this, go to one of the people who commented’s blogs, and look around. Because these are some good people.