“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -”
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
this post is 6 years old now, my god
it keeps getting more notes in huge bursts every few weeks
who keeps finding it
Tag: relatable
when people say nice things about your art
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
when youre all chillin at a friends house and their mom starts yellin at them
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
how are people not afraid of phone calls teach me
Depends
AngelMihe 