Tag: pointless reblog

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rebornica:

mrkenyon:

Hello, Pilot!  I am E.N.D.O., your
External Navigational Directions Operator!  I am here to assist you
with your first flight in this particular machine!  I noticed that
the standard pre-flight checklist has yet to be performed.  Please
allow me to help with getting things started.  First, we must…

Hey!  Neat!  I’ve never had one of
these on a flight before!  

I wonder…

Bleehhh~

…what’re you doin’?

Huh?  Nothin’.

Oh.

As I was saying, then,
we should finish the preflight checkup within the next…

Bleeeeeehhh~

Stop that.

What?  I’m not doing anything.

Just…don’t.  Seriously.  Tryin’ to
help ya here.

Oh, I know.  Finishing the pre-flight
checkup?

Yes, if all goes according to schedule,
we should be ready for takeoff in approx-

BLEEEH!

GAAAHHHH!  WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?  

What
kinda sick, twisted robot are you?  Your immediate reaction to a
floating orb assistant is for you to try and lick it?  What’s your
freakin’ malfunction, Pilot?

I’m sorry, I just…

Bah.  Y’know what?  Fine.  Ya wanna be
all Licky McLickersons, you can do the pre-flight check your own damn
self.  I’m gonna go check on the cargo.  Call me when you can keep
your freakin’ tongue inside your head!

A bit of audio, testing out rebornica’s ideas for Pilot (and his nifty radio voice) and the Pilotverse version of Endo.  No meme jokes tonight, kids!

OH MY GOD