Bridge to Terry-bithia
Girl drowns btw
Tag: pointless reblog
Did you guys see this? This is the eighth wonder of the world
There he go
(Source: http://kingcheddarxvii.tumblr.com/)
pilot no
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
I watch this when I’m sad because, why not.
Forever Smashing.
Neehaughaghaha!
Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.
breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:
From now on I’m going to close all my correspondence with “How dare you.”
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
hey
you know what sounds good
a sandwich
Terry: MOTHERFUCKING COCK-SUCKING BITCH I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE Finnick: what are you playing? Terry: Animal Crossing
Terry: THIS BLOODY SACK OF FECES SERIOUSLY JUST BUILT THEIR PUTRID TECHNICOLOR HOUSE ON MY PATH? IT’S NOT LIKE I HAD HYBRIDS RIGHT NEXT TO IT. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU UTTER WASTE OF POTENTIAL.
Terry: OH SO NOW THE ANTEATER WON THE BUG CONTEST? IT’S NOT LIKE I LITERALLY SPENT HOURS SHAKING TREES AND RUNNING FROM WASPS TO WIN THAT USELESS COMPETITION. FUCK YOU, APPLE. YOU’VE BEEN WEARING THAT DISGRACEFUL POLKA-DOTTED SHIRT FOR MONTHS. IT’S AWFUL WITH YOUR COLOR PALETTE.
Terry: WHY IN GOD’S NAME DOES THIS RACCOON NEED THAT MUCH MONEY. THIS IS GOVERNMENT BANKRUPTCY AND THERE’S NO NEED FOR IT TO BE THAT HIGH WHEN THE USE OF RESOURCES AND ECONOMIC GROWTH IS BASED ON THE SELLING OF VARIOUS FRUITS, INSECTS, AND SEA CREATURES. THIS IS ALL A SHAM.
Terry: FINNICK, IF YOU KEEP RUNNING THROUGH MY DAMN GARDEN AND PUTTING PIT FALLS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE I’M GOING TO SHANK YOU.
Terry: WHO THE BLAZES DECIDED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA TO PLANT YELLOW TULIPS NEXT TO THE BLUE ROSES? THAT BEAUTIFUL TOWN ORDINANCE IS PUTTING EVERYTHING IN A COLORED SHIT FEST OF CLASHING TONES. NO WONDER FIDO THE DAMN VILLAGER MUTT IS PUTTING YELLOW NEAR BLUE, EVEN WHEN IT’S FAIRLY OBVIOUS THE TWO COLORS DON’T COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER WELL, IT IS BECAUSE THE DAMN DOG IS BLOODY COLOR-BLIND.
Finnick: Terry, please it’s just a game. Learn to laugh!
Melody: Your father and I are worried for your health. Put it down, Terry.
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