Hello, Pilot! I am E.N.D.O., your
External Navigational Directions Operator! I am here to assist you
with your first flight in this particular machine! I noticed that
the standard pre-flight checklist has yet to be performed. Please
allow me to help with getting things started. First, we must…
Hey! Neat! I’ve never had one of
these on a flight before!
I wonder…
Bleehhh~
…what’re you doin’?
Huh? Nothin’.
Oh.
As I was saying, then,
we should finish the preflight checkup within the next…
Bleeeeeehhh~
Stop that.
What? I’m not doing anything.
Just…don’t. Seriously. Tryin’ to
help ya here.
Oh, I know. Finishing the pre-flight
checkup?
Yes, if all goes according to schedule,
we should be ready for takeoff in approx-
BLEEEH!
GAAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?
What
kinda sick, twisted robot are you? Your immediate reaction to a
floating orb assistant is for you to try and lick it? What’s your
freakin’ malfunction, Pilot?
I’m sorry, I just…
Bah. Y’know what? Fine. Ya wanna be
all Licky McLickersons, you can do the pre-flight check your own damn
self. I’m gonna go check on the cargo. Call me when you can keep
your freakin’ tongue inside your head!
A bit of audio, testing out rebornica’s ideas for Pilot (and his nifty radio voice) and the Pilotverse version of Endo. No meme jokes tonight, kids!
AngelMihe 