Yep. That was by me. I fucking hate it. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever posted on Tumblr.
BUT I AM HERE TO RECTIFY THE BULLSHIT ONCE AND FOR ALL:
This is Peaceful Baljeet. He brings you prosperity and joy. He has turned a new leaf on life, abandoning his dark past of giving unsuspecting teenagers test anxiety, and instead gives them hope for the future. Seeing Peaceful Baljeet on your dash guarantees that you will never be cursed by that fucking stupid finals post ever again, no matter how many times you see it for the rest of your lifetime. This end to suffering cannot be undone through any means.
Spread the good word by reblogging this post or making your own Peaceful Baljeet post with the same wholesome message above. I don’t give a fuck about notes at this point; I just want this cure to spread further than the virus that is the original post.
ERADICATE BALJEET, THE FAILED TEST FOR GOOD BY BLESSING THE TIMELINES OF ALL OF YOUR CHERISHED FRIENDS!
~Sponsored in part by the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists
Like
I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation
And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about
But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?”
Just
How