pfft – Page 7 – AngelMihe

tuomey:

motomenorahkent:

ghostchibi:

eltigrechico:

tilthat:

TIL that the saxophone was invented only in 1846 by Adolphe Sax. As a child, he survived a three-story fall, a gunpowder explosion, drinking a bowl of sulfuric water, a near-poisoning due to furniture varnish, and falling into a speeding river. His neighbors called him “little Sax, the ghost.”

via reddit.com

God really did not want the Saxophone invented.

perfect timing for this post showing up but Mr. Sax invented a bunch of other instruments (including ones that had a run but didn’t really stick around) but y’all wanna see one of his failed inventions?

behold, the fucking valved trombone

That’s not an instrument, that a section of plumbing

perpendicular honk engine

epicukulelesolo:

padshiy:

[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”
Every “e” is replaced by “c”
Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x”
Add “isms” to the end of it

Cpiicukulclcsxlxisms

xxtc-96xx:

bisexualwinry:

bisexualwinry:

I’ve never seen Boku No Hero Academia but I trust All Might

I have now seen Boku No Hero Academia and not only do I trust All Might but I would lay my life down for Toshinori Yagi at a moment’s notice I would rob all the stars from the sky if it meant that he would always be smiling and happy I love hi

protect this soul

scotchtapeofficial:

transgirlcyberpunk:

leftclausewitz:

omny87:

omny87:

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

@koheles