livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
once a month the moon angers the bees
Tag: pfft
someone: “you are what you eat”
me:
There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface
Living??????????
YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON
I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.
how did you post this after deleting tumblr?
Run.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
well there you have it, old man Miranda fiddling with technology and taking us along for the ride
Get off my lawn, Tumblr. hahaha I live in New York what’s a lawn who dis
AngelMihe 