pfft – Page 2 – AngelMihe

Me banging on papyrus and mettaton’s doors, begging to be let in

curlicuetruth:

jennytrout:

systlin:

memewhore:

Please stop calling me out.

This was written about me personally.

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!”

And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!”

Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

I didn’t think I knew what “ope” meant until you said the phrase “ope! sorry!” and then I was like ‘does everyone not use this phrase’

@neomikey

rachel-talks-about-this:

The official ad for Sans’ hoodie is fucking hilarious how am I seeing this just now (x)

ambris:

pudge-alicious:

lordmeowdemort:

Marshmallow tacos

just watch and you will understand

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

hewocopter:

jacknabber:

rathbian:

cupidclue:

random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it !

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

please stop abusing your priveleges

clintpereira:

docloudscomeinpurple:

writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.

myulteriormotive:

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

computationalcalculator:

smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”