I didn’t think I was gonna spend my night finding out about the existence of a thing called ‘Grandma got ran over by a reindeer’ and the raging hard-on the villain apparently gives a lot of people but it’s whatever
wishiwould said: The first half of this made sense…
To be fair, it was my own fault. Everytime cousin Mel was on screen I’d be like ‘Good Lord, what is UP with those boobs’, particularly during that one song she sings about sueing santa ‘cause SHE LITERALLY IS IN A BRA. Which of course led me to ask myself something I should have never asked myself, which led to make a google search for it and-
NOBOOOODY KNOOOOOOWS THE TROUBLE I’VE SEEEEN NOBOOOOODY KNOWS BUT JESUUUUUUS
sites these days always like sorry ur password must include at least 8 letters, a capital letter, a number, punctuation, one pot of honey, one piece of stardust, one secret baptism, a photo of a ghost,
My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.
nintendo paid for this post
blizzard payed for that reply
I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)
did it taste good?
it was very good. thank you for asking 🙂 i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow
you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”
someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory
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