“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -”
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
this post is 6 years old now, my god
it keeps getting more notes in huge bursts every few weeks
who keeps finding it
Tag: perry the platypus
there is only one man who wears a fedora who can be trusted and that is perry the platypus
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