Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with
update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.
LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!
okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard
Update: tonight there were 3 lemons
Update: 4 lemons
Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night
update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife
hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and
🌹❤️💫HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY to KELLY MARIE TRAN aka my favorite Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, all-things-books, feminist, fangirly nerd. 💫❤️🌹
You’re out there living your best life and I’m so happy for you. 😘💃🏻🔥
My mother finally agreed to letting me upload just her! She was a wonderful Heavy, would not stop quoting him and got ridiculously excited when she spotted any other TF2 Cosplayers.
I leave her alone for like an hour and come back and she’s already made friends with some BLU scout she saw at the food court!
Hope to take her out again in this, she seemed to have a blast!