Tag: Omg
why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive
They doN’T HAVE ITCHY BITES, YOUR BODY IS A WHINY BABYPANTS WHO CAN’T TAKE A TINY BIT OF ANTICOAGULANT SPIT WITHOUT BEING ALL LIKE ‘ooooh look at meee I’m Under Attack™ I better HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION BECAUSE CLEARLY THAT’S A PROPORTIONATE RESPONSE’
“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”
One of our awesome volunteers brought in this submarine as enrichment for the octos, and this little sea monster has had a fantastic time sinking the ship, causing chaos, and finding food while doing so! I love the simplicity of this little vessel as a form of enrichment, and the potential it holds for more complicated activities.
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emergency
when u make really scary and worrying posts but dont wanna talk abt it so cover it up with jokes
when you are having a huge breakdown but 20 minutes later youve forgotten about it
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“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“
this is next level fucking with people
Please give this old man his ice cream
AngelMihe 