guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan:
It’s that time of year again
They met in preschool. Once, he stood up in class and declared “I’m gonna marry her someday!”
He kept his promise.
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline
wow this is just a bad date in fiction
It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times
DAY 15!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!
Number 15 burger king foot lettuce

this is literally the most terrifying popup ive ever gotten in webkinz i didnt even do anythING
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
kant:
hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up
granch

Look at his face, man.
He is so disappointed in you.
“WHY DID YOU NOT PATENT THIS”