Imagine:
It’s summer time and the mercs have found a good swiming pond that has a natural cliff that they can jump off of all at once. One by one they rush back up to do it again while the others rate the jumps from below. Giving their one-of-a-kind jumps “awesome” names like “the ball buster” “half bikini wax nelson” “ass-assimilation” and “spaghetti” as they jump below hearing the hoops and hollers of their team mates.
Spy, still in his full suit, declares they’re all children and refuses to take part.
Demoman picks him up and throws him off the cliff with a yell of, “soggy baguette!”
Tag: not really
It Takes Two to Tango
An Oscar y Felipe Coco Fic
[This is a giveaway prize for @angelmihe who requested a lighthearted fic of teenage Oscar and Felipe babysitting their little niece Coco.]
“But Imelda, we were going to work on our new project today!” Oscar said, looking up from the workbench.
“We don’t have time to watch Coco, you can’t just suddenly throw off all our plans like that!” Felipe finished, setting down his freshly drawn leather pattern.
The teenage twins looked pleadingly at their older sister as she draped a thin purple shawl over her shoulders. Imelda was unimpressed, as usual.
You guys know what really makes me happy? Hank the fucking octopus okay.
He’s such a big grumpy thing until dory comes along and helps him. He literally goes from “don’t you fuckin dare touch me” to reaching out to grab dory and cling to her to make sure she’s safe as they fall out of a truck and into the ocean.He goes from “I’m helping you for me” to “i want to make sure you’re home and I want to go with you” in a fucking movie like
God dammit Hank is so awesome and cool and i just love him so much
AngelMihe 