American Idiot: “Don’t let anybody else ruin your life. Because it’s your life. You should ruin it.”
Les Misérables: “Hey ~ How ya doin? Well, I’m doin just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.”
Rent:The “Completely Giving Up” vine that has all the characters named Me
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: “My god, they’ve been in there forever.” “Eh, they probably just-” “WHOA WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE THE SAME PERSON” “HOLY SHIT” “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN” “STOP YELLING AT ME”
Waitress: “Why did you seat that couple before us?” “It’s a table for two.” “Yeah?” “You have ten people.” “Yeah?” [”We Like To Party” by Vengaboys plays]
Chicago: Could ya stop playin that damn music?” “Don’t talk shit on my music!” [GUNSHOT] ♪ say you’ll remember me ♪
• Les Miserables: Breadsticks Meme Gone Wrong ft. The Only Cop in France.
• Miss Saigon: Americans Fuck Shit Up, the musical!
• Legally Blonde: This is Harvard, not a Stripper Bar.
• Wicked: Misunderstood Green Girl and Sparkly Witch Hide Lesbian Feelings
• Little Women: That Story Where All the Girls Fall in Love
• Book of Mormon: Spooky Mormon Hell and Crude Gay Humor Clash w/ Sparkly Tuxedoes.
• Shrek: Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover; Another Show About Diversity.
• The Last Five Years: How Not to Adult: A Manual
• Joseph and the blah, blah, blah: Fifty Shades of Bible Humor
• Suessical: Always Trust that Weird Voice you Hear PS Elephants Can’t Fly
• Songs for a New World: I’m Sure There’s a Story Here Somewhere…
• Thirteen: Puberty Sucks Plus Jewish Jokes and Weird Sexual Tension
• Matilda: We’ll Fight Like Twenty Armies and We Won’t Give up ft. Miss Honey’s Self Esteem Issues.
• Spring Awakening: Why Sex Ed Matters, the musical!
• Next to Normal: The Story of a Sexy Ghost
• Avenue Q: Horney Puppets Use the Internet for Porn and Then Build a School For Monsters.
• Children of Eden: Bible fanfiction.
• The Drowsy Chaperone: Hallucinations of a Man in a Chair
• Violet: Sutton Foster and a Sob Story ft. Indecipherable Accents
• Anything Goes: Into the Woods, Except on a Ship
• How to Succeed: A Dummies Guide to Making an Ass Out of
Yourself
• Once on this Island: Why Gods Should Not Interfere With Humans
• Into the Woods: Fairytale AU on Crack
• Fun Home; Gay Tears, the musical!
• In the Heights: Everybody has Issues in the Barrio.
• Chess: East West Relations Under Different Masks and Various Plots
• RENT: Diversity, Death, and Drugs.
• Annie: My Life Sucks: By Me.
• Sweeny Todd: Revenge Means Killing Everybody
• Young Frankenstein: It Runs in the Family.
Me: I’ll put on my broadway playlist!
Le Mis: I smell women smell ’em in-
Me: *skip*
Phantom: DAMN YOU-
Me: *skips*
Hamilton: watch the blood and the shit sp-
Me: *skips*
Book of Mormon:
Me: *skips*
Me:
Me: yeah never mind.
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