the weirdest things honestly happen in my school like back in the spring, this guy in my grade randomly started selling these seafood restaurant jackets for $3 and everyone started buying and wearing them to school. the administrators even had to ban him from selling it on school grounds at one point
EVEN MY PROMPOSAL WAS RELATED TO IT
that guy basically created a meme within your school that’s amazing 😂
Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”
My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”
Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”
My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.
Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”
By Fallout Boy
Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.
Me: This year I lost my best friend
Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA
gun
This post will only appear once in 20000 posts. It is a very rare post. If you reblog in the next 20 seconds good fortune will come your way
I’m always a slut for these memes.
Me: *scrolling down dash* My Brain: Reblog this post Me: Why? My Brain: You gotta
Psychic: *Reads my mind*
my mind: HELLO FROM TH-
Psychic: OUTSIDE
*Hotline Bling plays in the distance*
Me.
same
MEME COMPOLITIONS ARE JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK MEMES STRONGER
do you wanna have a bad time post
this rare pepe appears only once in 3 bazillion moon cycles the next time this will happen is September 68th 3064
AngelMihe 