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Aries: Outwardly sweet and very caring. It takes a lot to piss them off, but once you get on their bad side, there’s no going back. Holds eternal grudges, and is fiercely protective of loved ones
Taurus: Normally easygoing, loves to indulge in things like sleep and eating. A gossip, and very curious, always has to know what’s going on. Gets along well with many people
Gemini: Probably a big perfectionist with a temper to match. Most likely to bend the rules in their favor without feeling a hint of guilt
Cancer: Very nurturing, excels at interpersonal work, and feels most at peace with regular interaction. Can become incredibly moody when stressed, and is unpleasant to travel with
Leo: Constantly sending a big “fuck you” to the world, whether it’s loud and rebellious, or quiet snarking. Prefers to have a few close friends than a large group, and is a very accurate judge of character
Virgo: Big neat freaks, and picky to a T. Have amazingly high standards for nearly every aspect of life, and will not settle for anything they think they do not deserve
Libra: Not so much of a mediator, as they are simply self-interested, and avoid conflict for their own sake. Indecisive, and overly cautious, they take great care in what they choose to dedicate their time to
Scorpio: Thinks they’re a big badass, when in reality, they are closer to a cinnamon roll; would only cut a bitch if their life depended on it. Egotistical, but very charismatic and endearing
Sagittarius: Selfless, and stubborn with a penchant for biting off more than they can chew. They are ambitious with a good sense of morals to balance their drive. Can seem standoffish to strangers, but have a lot of love to give to those they deem worthy
Aquarius: One of the most creative, but also one of the most self destructive. Owners of brilliant, complex, vicious minds. Have many aspects to their personality; it is almost impossible to be acquainted with every single one
Pisces: Very fascinated with the world, and adopt many hobbies to gain a better understanding of their own life. A jack of all trades that has difficulty committing to one thing. Sensitive, but also incredibly in tune with the emotions of others

Aries: laughs at their own jokes, hits things when they laugh, even other people
Taurus: sort of quiet, breathy laugh, if they find something really funny they’ll keep laughing for hours
Gemini: loud, spontaneous outbursts of giggling, face usually gets red when people see them, finds things wayyyy funnier than they actually are
Cancer: cover their face when they laugh, usually don’t laugh too loud but when they do it’s adorable
Leo: laughs at EVERYTHING, usually loud, sometimes can even make themselves laugh, makes self-deprecating jokes for attention
Virgo: usually don’t laugh at a single thing for too long, people need to keep the joke going for them to laugh REALLY hard
Libra: will try to make their laugh as flirtatious as they can if a love interest is around, make jokes about situations theyve been in
Scorpio: sometimes unpredictable as to what they find funny, likes crude jokes, finds people hurting themselves funny, loud(ish)
Sagittarius: genuinely funny, laughs at your joke and then will add something to it to make it even funnier
Capricorn: same as virgo, probably have lots of inside jokes with their friends, they usually dont laugh really loud in public but if you get them alone they will SCREAM
Aquarius: laughs at the weirdest things, sometimes even the smallest jokes can make them laugh so hard they cry
Pisces: giggle and smile at almost everything (sorta like theyre high), usually laugh a lot, though not loudly