Phantom of the Opera explained, song by song

Prologue: Once upon a time…
Overture: If this song played at your funeral, you’d rise from the dead
Think of Me: Musical theatre version of the Eye of the Tiger montage
Angel of Music: Yeah it’s totally my dead dad
Little Lotte: Friendzoned
The Mirror: Friendzoned part 2
Title Song: This isn’t my dead dad
Music of the Night: This organ isn’t the only thing I can use my fingers on
Stranger Than You Dreamt It: U G L Y u ain’t got no alibi u ugly
Magical Lasso: Bitch shut up
Notes: This is just about the only comic relief you get in this damn show
Prima Donna: What’s the worst that can happen ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Poor Fool: 🐸
Why Have You Brought Me Here: There’s like one redeeming trait in Erik and I’m holding onto it sorry Raoul the music is too bomb (still hella scared though)
All I Ask of You: The first happy moment of the show
All I Ask of You Reprise: Betrayal, anger, falling chandeliers, and this isn’t even the worst that can happen yet
Masquerade: The second and final happy moment of the show
Why So Silent: Happy time is over
Notes: The fuck?
Twisted Every Way: Terrible idea. Let’s do it.
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: Time to be a strong independent woman
Wandering Child: Not falling for the dead dad thing this time, wait maybe…
Bravo Monsieur: Imma fite everyone, let my damn opera start
The Point of No Return: If sex was a song
Final Lair: Great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit

sans: *takes a deep breath*

sans: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around sans ever: yes, you love papyrus, we know, you love papyrus so much, he’s the coolest brother ever, he’s the light of your life, you just love papyrus, we KNOW , you love papyrus you fucking love papyrus ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE papyrus. WE GET IT.

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