owlymedics:

since its Jane Doe week, I figure I should post on eof the scariest fucking screenshots I’ve ever taken.

Imagine yer a pyro, and as soon as you come out of respawn a soldier starts laying the rockets into you. and you give him a blast but too late, you’re a billion little pieces. and hes running off, you’re watching his ass waddle away from behind whilst he’s burning up. THEN BOOM. THIS.

you shit yourself and hit f12 as fast as you can.

true story.

zabchan:

equalistmako:

seeing Beauty and the Beast in hyper-realistic CGI has forced me to re-evaluate the entire concept of the movie. Like the whole “talking furniture” thing was adorable & COOL in animated-form, but in reality it’s like a fuckin horror movie. You’re trapped in a place where cups have EYES and literally anything could’ve been an ex-person. That spoon you just licked clean? A person. That chair you’ve been sitting on? Practically someone’s LAP. That toilet in your bathroom? Oh-ho-hooo bOY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU.  

D:

furbearingbrick:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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