I didn’t think I was gonna spend my night finding out about the existence of a thing called ‘Grandma got ran over by a reindeer’ and the raging hard-on the villain apparently gives a lot of people but it’s whatever
wishiwould said: The first half of this made sense…
To be fair, it was my own fault. Everytime cousin Mel was on screen I’d be like ‘Good Lord, what is UP with those boobs’, particularly during that one song she sings about sueing santa ‘cause SHE LITERALLY IS IN A BRA. Which of course led me to ask myself something I should have never asked myself, which led to make a google search for it and-
NOBOOOODY KNOOOOOOWS THE TROUBLE I’VE SEEEEN NOBOOOOODY KNOWS BUT JESUUUUUUS
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