Tag: funny

FITTED TO WHOM
MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
oh my god, she’s beautiful. i was so wrong.
ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all
make your own foot scrub
- feet are pretty hard to make
- dont call me a scrub ever again
please stop making me read this

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
found in a physics text book
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was
“WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”
i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.
what did he say
“you’re fired”
why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor











