Tag: funny
Okay, you’ve probably heard these but these are two of my favorites — What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM! What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH!
Hahaha!!!
thyme is money and thats why i grow herbs
Bahahahaha!!!
Wait, Who’s Church Is This?
When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends
What
Your leg.
It ends.I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong
Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?
I mean. at some point it does. yes.
then what’s the problem
employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage
customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals
what about employee v. customer fistfights
an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
forever reblog
ALWAYS REBLOG.
final image made it all worth it

Aww, come on guys! I wanted to get it.
Don’t lie, you fucking sang it.
if anyone who sees this DOESN’T sing it, they are a disgrace and will never bring their family honor.
dishonor on you. dishonor on your cow.













