Should Terry be smarter? Cos he has the whole internet and shit?

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Terry: Are you implying that I’m not already intelligent? How dare you.

“Of course Terry is dumb.. He didn’t even know that Beagles weren’t JUST a breakfast food”

Terry: …Beagles? Are you referring to “bagels” because I certainly hope you aren’t honestly believing you should eat dogs, Nelson. Who’s the imbecile now?

“Terry .. I eat dogs, I meant what I said and I WILL eat the next dog you go bonkers for” he smiled

Terry: [Squints] You can’t even hold down a hamburger from the pizzeria’s kitchen.

*he gasps* Terry! You couldn’t hold my DICK DOWN *he blinked innocently*

Terry: [Drops his jaw] Oh my god.

*triumphantly smiles* “Any good food in there? I’m just craving *gets close to Terry’s ear* a beagle

Terry: You need to sit down. You’re absolutely unstable. Seriously, what did you get into? Did you open those expired sugar packets from ‘87 again?

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