Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.
I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.
The dads are evolving
They have learned our technology, they control our communication
I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists
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I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation
And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about
But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?”
Just
How
Mr Utty the Law Man was a very cold dude; so cold, that he made ice jealous. He was silent, introvert, and dreary, BUT (very surprisingly) people loved him a lot. Utty loved good wine and theatre, but for some reason, he avoided both of them. (What a weird dude.)
Utty had few friends; one of them, was his cousin, Mr FootballField. It was their habit to go walk together every weekend, and, every time, Utty and FootballField found themselves being extremely silent and awkward towards each other, due to the fact that they had nothing in common whatsoever. Not even a single thing. But they still hang out every weekend. For NO APPARENT REASON. Weirdos.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
AngelMihe 