“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -”
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
this post is 6 years old now, my god
it keeps getting more notes in huge bursts every few weeks
who keeps finding it
Tag: Dr. Doofenshmirtz
“It has a melting capacity… of 7! That’s on a scale of 1 to 5, so that’s a big number.”
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
“S’Winter”
tf2 au
where everything is the same except medic talks like dr doofenshmirtz
You: A Platypus.
Doofenshmirtz, An Intellectual: PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
AngelMihe 