One time, when I was drunk…
Tag: Damn Son
This saw senses when it hits flesh.
I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog
I can’t handle this
Renamed paint colors.
The best song I ever heard in my life
As a counterpoint to my last post, here’s an example of a show that’s been on forever and is still finding new ways to be awesome 🙂
Me: *explaining to my lil bro what having a period feels like because he was curious*
Dad: Hey shut up literally no one wants to hear about that ew
Dad: Besides women are exaggerating the so called pain they go through anyway
Me:
Bro:
Bro: No wonder mom left you.
Me: OH MY GOD oH MY gOd OOOOOOOOOOOH
If America did more advertising like this, I wouldn’t mind commercials so much.
DY INg
Never Forget
If I stop re-blogging this, assume I am dead.