Tag: Aquarius

aries: maTE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH YOU BETTA KEEEEP WALKING BC THEY WILL ALWAYS BEAT YOU HUN
gemini: they can play your head like mario-cart and don’t you forget it
taurus: they won’t even need to have revenge on you because you will constantly be scared and looking over your shoulder haVE A NICE LIFE
cancer: whatever you say if you upset them and they stop giving you chances theY ARE GOING TO GET HOT AND SLAY YOUR LIFE
leo: loud shit talking about you while you’re in the room for the rest of your life good luck bby
virgo: literally their death stare will initiate you don’t doubt it hoe
libra: lol bc their drive and determination to do cool shit with their life will leave you feeling like crap HAHAHAHAHAHA sucks for you
scorpio: *sets your house alight* *uses fire to light cigarette*
sagittarius: they are so likeable they will surround themselves with good people and a few of your ex’s for good measure
aquarius: if you cross them they will drop you faster than they drop your panties. yeah bitch I see you checking them out
capricorn: FRESHER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THEY FRESHER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUU
pisces: you will not be ‘killed with kindness’ you will be fUCKING SLAYED

leafastrology:

Aries: “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

Taurus: “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

Gemini:

”I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

Cancer:

”There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”

Leo:

” I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

Virgo:

”Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

Libra:

”Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”

Scorpio:

”Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”

Sagittarius:

”Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

Capricorn:

”Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

Aquarius: ”I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”

Pisces: “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”