lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

selfcarereminders:

[ image 1: “you are loved” on a pink backdrop with a heart shape pattern 

image 2: “you’re important” on an aqua backdrop with green stars 

image 3: “crying doesn’t make you weak” on a dark blue backdrop with light blue tear drops 

image 4: “you’re flippin’ gorgeous inside and out” on a white backdrop with multicolor polka dots

image 5: “you’re 1 in 7.125 billion (that’s a lot)” on a backdrop of white, red, orange, and aqua stripes ] 

yukari455:

meggnogsblog:

whatthefoucault:

arkhaeology:

the-uninformed-informant:

aycarmilla:

these guys

bless these beautiful people

This is the first time I’ve heard Uptown Funk. Thank you, ridiculously aerobatic man in a Spider-man costume, for making this moment possible for me.

that is not just a man in a spider-man costume, my friend. that IS spider-man. nobody can convince me otherwise that man is pure gold

Petition that spider man for then next god damn movie!!!

This is beautiful

My parents are watching “Marvel; Agents of Shield”, and I’m doodling on my homework in another room and I hear, “Give my —-(consent?) to the illuminati,” and I just drop everything that I’m doing, run into the living room and say loudly, “Illuminati Confirmed!”

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