kinky-little-witch:

dinocorn0roar:

polyglotplatypus:

I’ve been acting like an extrovert since I can’t even remember, and it’s become a part of my personality I can’t give up. Still, I remain introverted, so always I end up completely devouring my own energy to a point where I’m just simply not able to talk to anyone.

I kinda feel like Schrödinger‘s introvert or something.

Omg, something that I actually relate to.

Yes this I feel 😔

reasons why you shouldn’t fuck with the signs

aries: maTE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH YOU BETTA KEEEEP WALKING BC THEY WILL ALWAYS BEAT YOU HUN
gemini: they can play your head like mario-cart and don’t you forget it
taurus: they won’t even need to have revenge on you because you will constantly be scared and looking over your shoulder haVE A NICE LIFE
cancer: whatever you say if you upset them and they stop giving you chances theY ARE GOING TO GET HOT AND SLAY YOUR LIFE
leo: loud shit talking about you while you’re in the room for the rest of your life good luck bby
virgo: literally their death stare will initiate you don’t doubt it hoe
libra: lol bc their drive and determination to do cool shit with their life will leave you feeling like crap HAHAHAHAHAHA sucks for you
scorpio: *sets your house alight* *uses fire to light cigarette*
sagittarius: they are so likeable they will surround themselves with good people and a few of your ex’s for good measure
aquarius: if you cross them they will drop you faster than they drop your panties. yeah bitch I see you checking them out
capricorn: FRESHER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THEY FRESHER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUU
pisces: you will not be ‘killed with kindness’ you will be fUCKING SLAYED

Cheesy pick up lines for the Signs

leafastrology:

Aries: “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

Taurus: “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

Gemini:

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

Cancer:

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”

Leo:

” I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

Virgo:

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

Libra:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”

Scorpio:

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”

Sagittarius:

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

Capricorn:

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

Aquarius: ”I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”

Pisces: “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

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