Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no homo though”
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.
Me: *takes deep breath*
Me: I lo-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Lúcio, we know, you love Lúcio so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Lúcio, we KNOW, you love Lúcio you fucking love Lúcio ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE LÚCIO. WE GET IT.
AngelMihe 