cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
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bitch
honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format
my xkit makes it the old format so
the most unrealistic thing about Unfriended is that their Skype names are their actual names and not shit like “Bill Clinton’s Bee Farm.”
I love the designs of the team leaders
but most of all, I love that Blanche looks like they’re wearing a swimmers suit under their coat
this swan sounds like a rabid chihuahua what in the world i thought they were supposed to be chill and serene!!
Swans are dangerous. Pretty to look at. But do NOT approach.
all the water birds are assholes idk what their problem is
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