Legally Blonde the Musical
Omigod You Guys: sisters before misters
Serious: probably the douchiest breakup ever
Daughter of Delta Nu: sisters before misters reprise
What You Want: with a bit of hard work and peer pressure you can get whatever you want
The Harvard Variations: emmett is the only person here who isn’t privileged
Blood in the Water: let the 75th annual hunger games begin
Positive: win back your man with the power of a greek chorus and a hot bod
Ireland: i listen to foreign music to drown out my troubles
Ireland (Reprise): it’s not a… perfect metaphor
Serious (Reprise): warner is a real douche
Chip On My Shoulder: let’s get down to business to defeat the huns
So Much Better: the empowering “i can do anything” act one finale
Whipped Into Shape: holy crap how is she singing with that choreo
Delta Nu Nu Nu: sisters before misters reprise reprise
Take It Like A Man: legally blonde + ratty corduroy 5ever
Bend and Snap: if you did this in real life it wouldn’t work at all but this is a musical so let’s run with it and try not to break any noses in the process
There! Right! There!: gay or european (i bet you thought that was already the title)
Legally Blonde: legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise feat intense empathetic crying
Legally Blonde Remix: warner may be a douche but his (ex)girlfriend sure isn’t
Scene Of The Crime: something to do with showers and perms i think at this point we all kinda stopped paying attention
Find My Way/Finale: forgiveness also sisters before misters reprise reprise reprise and legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise reprise
Renamed Musicals
• Les Miserables: Breadsticks Meme Gone Wrong ft. The Only Cop in France.
• Miss Saigon: Americans Fuck Shit Up, the musical!
• Legally Blonde: This is Harvard, not a Stripper Bar.
• Wicked: Misunderstood Green Girl and Sparkly Witch Hide Lesbian Feelings
• Little Women: That Story Where All the Girls Fall in Love
• Book of Mormon: Spooky Mormon Hell and Crude Gay Humor Clash w/ Sparkly Tuxedoes.
• Shrek: Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover; Another Show About Diversity.
• The Last Five Years: How Not to Adult: A Manual
• Joseph and the blah, blah, blah: Fifty Shades of Bible Humor
• Suessical: Always Trust that Weird Voice you Hear PS Elephants Can’t Fly
• Songs for a New World: I’m Sure There’s a Story Here Somewhere…
• Thirteen: Puberty Sucks Plus Jewish Jokes and Weird Sexual Tension
• Matilda: We’ll Fight Like Twenty Armies and We Won’t Give up ft. Miss Honey’s Self Esteem Issues.
• Spring Awakening: Why Sex Ed Matters, the musical!
• Next to Normal: The Story of a Sexy Ghost
• Avenue Q: Horney Puppets Use the Internet for Porn and Then Build a School For Monsters.
• Children of Eden: Bible fanfiction.
• The Drowsy Chaperone: Hallucinations of a Man in a Chair
• Violet: Sutton Foster and a Sob Story ft. Indecipherable Accents
• Anything Goes: Into the Woods, Except on a Ship
• How to Succeed: A Dummies Guide to Making an Ass Out of
Yourself
• Once on this Island: Why Gods Should Not Interfere With Humans
• Into the Woods: Fairytale AU on Crack
• Fun Home; Gay Tears, the musical!
• In the Heights: Everybody has Issues in the Barrio.
• Chess: East West Relations Under Different Masks and Various Plots
• RENT: Diversity, Death, and Drugs.
• Annie: My Life Sucks: By Me.
• Sweeny Todd: Revenge Means Killing Everybody
• Young Frankenstein: It Runs in the Family.
me: cannot understand at least half of what people are saying, mishears everything if it’s heard at all, constructs reactions based on body language alone
me: ears finely tuned to the horrible buzz of a house fly in another room
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